January 2010
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Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my...
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December 2009
immd:
I showed my 2 year old son a picture of a fetus to try and explain to him that we where having another baby. He looked at it, looked back at me with huge eyes and said “Mommy! there’s a Dinosaur in your tummy!”. IMMD
fmylife:
Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, “Are you John?” He responded, “That depends. Are you Jen?” When I said yes he said, “Then no,” and left. FML
fmylife:
Today my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I could help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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What’s your sexuality?
I’m bisexual. CAN I GET A WHAT WHAAAT!?!
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I REALLY should have known better than to get my...
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fmylife:
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
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So this morning, I woke up,
edithplath:
feeling remarkably like the artist formally known as Puff Daddy. I got hold of my spectacles, made my way through the entrance to my abode, I’m planning on gallivanting around the town I’m in. But prior to leaving, I felt the need to input Jack Daniels into my morning oral hygiene regimen, because once I depart for the evening, I won’t be returning.